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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
Get a new car for your spouse; it will be a great trade!
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to say, "But I never turn it on!" and two to say, "But I did it last time!"
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
Cannibal #1: "I can't stand my mother-in-law." Cannibal #2: "Why don't you just eat the vegetables?"
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
Why Did The Pirates Go To The Movies? Because It Was Rated Rrrrr...
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
Q: How do you make antifreeze? A: You steal her pajamas.
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: Its OK. He woke up.
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?” The other man replies, “Let me put it this way: menopause will be listed as the cause on your death certificate.”
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Posted by Riya in Funny 12M ago
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
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