One Liner

Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
Q: What worse than finding out your ex-wife got cancer? A: Finding out it's curable.
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!
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Posted by Riya in One-liner 12M ago
I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?
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