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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration. Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want sex, and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have sex outback of the church.
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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON: Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today! GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY, that’s why i bunked!! 😀
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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch! Husband Trolled by wife 😛
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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
A Pathaan to an AirHostess: “Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara BiBi Se milti!” Airhostess: “Bakwas band kar kamine!” Pathaan: “Masha ALLAH! Zubaan bhi Milti!” 😀
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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
Husband Jaisa Bhi Ho,, Awara, Pagal, Deewana… . Lekin, Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To… Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai.. . Aur Biwi Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke “Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai”..
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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
Pati : Kaha gayi thi? Patni: Blood donate karne.. Pati: Mera khoon peeti thi, tab tak to theek tha.. Ab use bechne bhi lagi?!! :-O
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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
Arz kiya hai.. LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain… wah wah… LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain… Dusro ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar, Unhe Unke pati ki maut ke faayde samjhate hain!! 😀
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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
How to make a right decision? 1) Pehle dil ki suno 2) Phir dimag ki.. 3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!
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Posted by Riya in Wife 12M ago
A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE? The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ? ——————–
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